Zonkie

Sexual act where the female gets her salad tossed while using her Lelo clitoral vibrator, resulting in a crescendo of orgasms that leave her in a seizure like post coital state of bliss. Typically followed by a beer and a cig to celebrate what the fuck just happened.

Guy: Sugar, what can I do to you tonight that will blow your mind in bed?
Girl: Well Romeo, have you ever heard of a Zonkie? (As she waves her Lelo in his face and pushes his head towards her ass)

by CABG69 September 16, 2018

zonki

(jap)
The most important thing in your life.Something that needs sacrifice. Or simply, wooden nutcracker.

"-Zonki! wuzzup?

-Zonki. nothin'

-Zonki."

by Furusato October 26, 2013

Zonkookooladoku

The Sussiest Baka you’ll ever meet, often has the smallest meat.

Easily confused with:
Zonfluvian
Zarchy
Zubus

Zagwoncher

That kid is such a zonkookooladoku. I can smell him from a mile away.

by Applegobbler14 January 31, 2022

ka zonki

A ka zonki aka ka zonki nut is dry leftover poopoo left on your ass.

there is ka zonki nuts in my underpats, i didnt wipe it clean.

by Ianslippers July 17, 2006

Zonked

1. Ridiculously tired.

2. Ridiculously stoned.

1. "I was zonked after I came home from work last night."

2. "Jim was fired because he came to work zonked. What a retard."

by KJ1o1 May 25, 2011

zonking

the process of banging, f*cking, having sex..

We were "zonking" in his parent's room and they walked in

by linda March 11, 2005

ZONKY

A ZONKY is a Donkey in Tijuana that is painted to resemble a Zebra. The Zonky started by a photographer back in the 1930's that noticed that when tourist took pictures with the Zonky's, The Zonky would fade and it could not be recognized. His fix to this was; paint the Donkey's with black stripes to make them stand out after the photo faded. This created the now world famous ZONKY located in Tijuana, MX.
Zonky is also a t-shirt brand out of Tijuana with humorous, funny logos of Tijuana and the culture.
Visit them at www.tijuanazonky.com

Donkey in Tijuana, TijuanaZonky,t-shirts of Tijuana.

by Hank Rivers May 7, 2008