zesty jalapeño

When a male lathers his dick in hot sauce thin proceeds to in surt it in his partner's ass

He stuck his zesty jalapeño in her ass

by Captain Garett May 16, 2014

zesty nonce

A creepy old man who uses tinder to track down young girls

Nonce- catchers: “we were on tinder last night finding nonces, there was a real zesty nonce!”

by noncebuster01 December 27, 2018

zesty straight

an umbrella term for people who are “nearly straight”
eg: man who is attracted to women AND non-binary people

im not straight. i am zesty straight thought

by Dleffu January 2, 2022

Zestibate

The act of quickly and repeatedly refreshing your Zillow home value until orgasm;

Last night I couldn’t sleep, so I went downstairs and Zestibated.

by CraignJeff July 14, 2022

zestologist

A "zestologist" is not a commonly used term, and it doesn't have a widely accepted definition. However, based on the word "zesty" and the suffix "-ologist," which typically refers to a person who studies or has expertise in a particular field, we can infer that a "zestologist" could be someone who embodies or specialises in zestiness. 🤓🤓☝️☝️☝️☝️

shrek: *rocks their hips side to side*
donkey: did u see the way his hips rocked side to side when he was walking... hes a zestologist 🤓☝️☝️☝️

by zestologist #1 🤓☝️☝️☝️ June 29, 2023

Ol Lemon Zester

When a man rubs dick and ball sweat on his finger then rubs it under another man's nose.

Don lemon cnn

After rubbing my dick I wiped it on his mustache like don lemon. I gave him the ol lemon zester

by Misterbater August 14, 2019

zesto

1. ice cream from heaven
2. the smoothest sleeping material made to man
3. sperm, sticky penis juice

1. When you eat a ZESTO you can't help but stick the whole thing in your mouth! You can't lick it, you have to kinda suck it.

2. I would love to sleep in a pool of ZESTO tonight with a blanket of in-between-the-fingers-skin. That would be satisfying.

3. I don't really like the taste of ZESTO because it is often too sticky and juicy.

by Beta Lambda April 5, 2008