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Zite

1 - A web site that sucks. A 'Zit' on the Internet. A place you'd love to squeeze until it blasts itself into oblivion.

2 - A web site that's no longer accessible. A page that's been destroyed by intense pressure. What's left after the 'Slashdot Effect'. A site that's been so over loaded, there's nothing left but a greasy smear on some mirror.
You see that stupid zite posted on digg?

Your homepage became a zite after being published on Slashdot.
by Zotter April 9, 2008
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zitella

A last name of a tall boy. Usually a athlete. Has a gorgeous blonde girlfriend that plays a sport usually volleyball or lacrosse. Going to be rich with his wife.
Wow that zitella is doing fine
by Zitella November 6, 2017
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Zielisko

The act of random blonde moments and constant forgetfulness. i.e. That guy totally just pulled a Zielisko.
Someone walk up to you and starts to say something but nothing comes out, then there is a long pause and they either say they forgot what they were gonna say or just completely walk away. You then think to yourself that that guy just pulled a Zielisko.
by RIP UP April 10, 2009
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zitlick

When one picks a zit and it starts bleeding and then they lick it, or dab it with their saliver, to clean it and make it stop bleeding.
Shelly looks at Jack "Eugh, you burst your zit, didn't you?"

Jack "No!" (looks away embarrassed)

Shelly "I can tell, it's bleeding"

Jack "Woops, I better zitlick it" (licks his chin zit, or if he can't reach, spits on his finger and dabs it)
by Smelly Hemp November 26, 2010
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zites

Dude, that jerks such a zites
by centralrams April 8, 2011
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Zibel

this word means garbage or shit in the maltese language. it was created when a emigrant illegali came and started working for a maltese man without payment. he said "kif sirt zibel inqatta il-liba gebel" the other workers heard this majestic word and started using it till this day.
this word can be used to describe a person who is fucked or had a great time doing something ex partying like an animal. it can also be used by anzjani (old people, mostly woman) who are referring to the garbage that goes to the mahzen (where all garbage is deposited on malta, veri najs mountain)
#fuck #oxx #liba #learningisfun #history #shit #maltese #emigrants #garbage
sirt zibel inqatta il-liba gebel
ilbirah sirt zibel kem xrobt ma chali
salvu can you throw away the zibel and take it to the mahzen. (mostly used by people tal-pepe )
responds-- ma tridx nilaqlek oxxok ukol
dis iz-zibla karla market tpeclaq fil-vojt fuqi (can lead to a serious fight, bhal tal-mahlangu)
ahh bro ilbirah hxejt lil Josephine sirna zibel filodu.
by ImJoeFromMalta June 10, 2016
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zizelle

quite annoying but is seriously awesome and sexy.
shit that girls a zizelle!
by sexybeast05no1s July 31, 2018
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