Break my Zipper

When seeing a hot girl or thinking about one gives you an erection. Used jokingly to exaggerate the size of one's penis.

"Great, thinking about you in a swimsuit just made me break my zipper."

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, dude! I just broke a zipper!"

by M4d Baumer June 16, 2010

Zipper Ripper

When you break wind and the sound that is made is very reminiscent of pulling on a zipper. As you control your flatulence, you can speed up or slow down the quickness of the zipper sound to make it sound like you are pulling the zipper faster or slower which causes those around you to giggle more.

1. It sounded as if someone had unzipped something until the smell hit me and I knew it was a "zipper ripper".
2. Before I unpacked my luggage, I had to pass gas and as I let it rip, I forced it out quicker giving it a quick unzipping sound, a "zipper ripper", and then unzipped my suitcase and laughed at how similar they both sounded.

by max nova September 13, 2009

zipperhead

A racial slur referring to people of East Asian descent, coined by US soldiers during the Korean War. There are multiple proposed origins, but the most commonly accepted is that it if enemy Asian soldiers were shot in the head with high-powered weapons, their heads would split as if they had been "unzipped". Another origin could be that when enemy soldiers were ran over by military Jeeps, there would be tire tracks on them that resembled zippers. It's violent origin makes it a particularly derogatory pejorative.

It is often shortened to zip, though zip as a racial pejorative may have separate origins of its own

Veteran Joe: "Those goddamn zipperheads are taking over our neighborhoods and stealing our jobs!"

by PCone November 14, 2009

zipper

A death trap for your wang.

"Ill be right there, I Just need to zip up my... OWWW!!!... Damn Zipper"

by TaTaTa Timmay February 23, 2008

zipperback dress

A dress with a zipper in back

I love wearing zipperback dresses; they are so easy to get into.

by bedd time May 21, 2010

Zipper-Suited Sun God

A derogatory term for military pilots. Based on the fact that flight suits and G-suits are covered with lots of zippers and they fly above the clouds in the sun. Also has a double meaning in that they have highly inflated egos and think that they are above everyone else.

Here comes another Zipper-Suited Sun God to fly my airplane.

by Sublingual September 28, 2009

bumping zippers

1. Lovers knocking into each other when in a rush to get both of their pants off to proceed with a hot make-out session.

Attempting to get their pants off quickly during the passionate heat of kissing on the boat, Sebastian and Nicollete were eagerly bumping zippers.

by ThegirlDJ October 18, 2007