Slow Zebra

A primitive phrase used to describe a person in a social setting, usually the female variety who is either quiet, shy, ugly, fat, or the least attractive among her group of friends. She is usually the outcast of the group and her friends are are always introducing her or trying to set her up with a man.

I was hanging at the bar last night and I spotted a slow zebra with a bunch of hotties, so I stalked my prey and moved in for the kill, she was pretty wild in bed!

by Honkhogan82 August 28, 2008

Zebra Dick

While at a nude beach, your flaccid penis gets sunburnt, resembling a zebra pattern on the penis while erect.

Babe check out my exotic zebra dick!

by Dnaldz34 May 15, 2018

Zebra Cakes

a tasty little cake, yellow on the innie,white frosting on the outy,and chocolate fristing drizzzled on top to make it look like a zebra

Little Debbie makes Zebra CAkes that are delicious!

by lexi January 11, 2005

zebra chaser

an overly aggressive African male suitor. Usually ugly as sin and/or old enough to be your father

That zebra chaser called me 10 times yesterday then showed up at my house today! I don't recall even giving him my number....

by JiDaKa September 25, 2007

Zebra Disease

chronic illness associated with most teen girls when life is too dramatic. the disease often consists of cutting scars and may be contagious if they are feeling narcissistic that day.

(Read in the tune of head, shoulders, knees, and toes.) Arms, shoulders, chest, and thighs~~
Kiley has a serious case of zebra disease.

by kairudolynn October 30, 2018

Zebra Baby

A baby that is born from an black and white relationship, usually a from a black man and a white woman.

Yo man, DeVante and Becky just had a lil zebra baby.

by MGizzle47 June 11, 2010

Zebra style

you whip your dick out, the lady is on all fours you have black and white paint on both hands with every pump you rub the pain down her back and at the climax moment you pump as hard as you can flinging her still in zebra position but now her legs and feet are pointing out instead of on the ground and you are under her and after the climax she falls limp on to you, simulating the zebra getting shot by a poacher

I just had amazing zebra style with Bonnie last night

by Dan Wro April 2, 2015