Zamboni

a sexual act, Canadian in nature; 5 star difficulty due to preparation and follow through. Setting: iced pond with fresh snow. Preparation: obtain four standard sized cafeteria trays, cover with honey and place on top of ice surface. One must lore his woman/ man down to the ice outside and begin to have sexual intercourse in the doggie style position. As the woman/man begins to get in the doggie style position, be sure to have her/ him place their hands and knees on the cafeteria trays, and the honey will adhere the hands & knees to the trays. When the man has completed, he can push the woman/man away to the center of the ice, and as she/he attempts to keep their balance they begin to clean the snow from the ice. Grab your skates, stick and puck- play some hockey boys.

"Eh fellas, I'm going to take the woman down by the pond tonight and give her the ole' zamboni." "Take off, eh!" "Yeah ya hoser. I'm gonna do it, so be ready for a pick up game on clean ice fellas!

by FMA.memories.PSU October 15, 2010

zamboner ride

Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.

Hey baby, why don't you stop by the rink later on and I'll give you a Zamboner Ride.

by ElMonoDelMar August 29, 2007

Zaboomaphilia

Sub-diagnosis of Zoophilia: The specific sexual attraction to lemurs.

Zaboomaphilia came to the attention of the psychiatric community in 1999, following the release of the children's show, Zaboomafoo, featuring the nature loving pedohippies, the Kratt brothers. Both siblings were later diagnosed as Zaboomaphiliacs.

Kris Kratt is a sleazy Zaboomaphiliac.

by REEEEEEZE April 30, 2009

table zamboni

When you have to suck the beer(or any drink) off the table because you spilled your own, or someone else's.

you knocked my beer over; zamboni that shit!

by Tyler V. March 16, 2005

The Zamboni

A sexual act where the girl is waterboarded and then penetrated from behind while her head is stuck in the freezer so she develops a light glaze of ice on her face.

"Why is the freezer door open?"
"Sorry bro, I was just giving my girl the zamboni"

by OddSexualAct February 2, 2014

Two handed Zamboni

As made popular by "How I Met Your Mother"

When a girl most likely in Canada as it is a Canadian sex act is wearing nothing but two skates on her hands

Stan: Aw, man you should have seen Natalia she I walked in from the ice rink and she was doing the two handed zamboni!

Ron: Nice!

by Beauvoirismygirl January 8, 2012

Zambonious

The place at the cottage to get really high and smoke all your dreams away

"hey lets go get high in the zamboobient no its the "zambonious"

by Shipsy January 24, 2008