Zagorka

Everyone's and their mom's biggest crush. One of the best people to ever live. The sexy short-hair anime girl that makes "girl in red" fade to "girl in baby pink". Guaranteed to kiss the hell out of you (especially if you're friends). Might be horrible at driving, but excellent at riding. Warning: could start laughing during sex (note: relateable).

Everyone: I want Zagorka! 3<

by ExpertDaddyPig November 21, 2021

Zaggory moment

To either
1: Say something idiotic
2: Say something racist
3: To hit a cup of noodles out of someone's hand then run away
4: Looking like the alien emoji
5: Talking about Forza

Person 1: "Bro I just bullied an orphan for having no family and being black"
Person 2: "Zaggory Moment."

by Noosh.man69 November 16, 2021

Max Zagorski

is a loser

Max: hey how's it going
Eva: piss off you loser max zagorski

by mrspotatobody July 28, 2021

zaldor

1) To find the most utterly lazy and inept way of doing something
2) To screw something up that is so simple a 5 year old child could accomplish it with very little thought

Way to pull a zaldor buddy!

Bob was try to fix his car but he zaldored it all up and now it's FUBAR.

by SeerOfTruth July 15, 2014

zalos

a word that has been created by ghazal and Stella.
this word can be used to make jokes and make you laugh.

OMG ZALOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by ghazal hmz May 9, 2018

Zalco

Mirriam Webster Modern American Edition, pub. 2006, noun. adv. pron. "Zal coh," der. Latin: term for incompetence, ineptness, and/or general inabilty to manage.

"VDOT apparently Zalco'd the adjustment of the traffic lights at Route 123 and Spring Hill Drive."

"Saddam Hussein is such a Zalco."

"Can you believe that airline? They are such Zalcos."

"We would have won the game if our coach hadn't pulled a Zalco."

by Robert HH September 4, 2008

Zagol

A person who calls other people gay, but they are too afraid to show everyone else that they are gay so they call other people gay as an insult.

Man That Matthew is a Zagol

by Zenyu August 11, 2021