Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon

(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)

Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"

Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."

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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."

Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."

by TastesLikeLemons57 February 06, 2011

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I’m just tickling your balls

Another way of saying, “I’m just playing.” or “I’m just kidding.”

Friend 1: Are you ready for the Chem test?
Friend 2: We have a Chem test!?!?
Friend 1: Nah, I’m just tickling your balls!

by Princess.Paola October 04, 2023

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Go get your balls back

What is said to a guy who allows his pride to be taken from him chronically, often by a woman

Said to a wimp to encourage him to regain his dignity.

Man, you need to go get your balls back from her. You're being made to look like a fool!

Barak, go get your balls back from Michelle.

by LaughinJack July 11, 2011

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Did your balls just drop?

A thing that tommyinnit says when somebody uses a deep voice changer.

Wilbur: *uses deep voice changer*

Tommyinnit: Did your balls just drop?

by EpicDoggo476 April 28, 2021

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bury your balls in your butthole

to kick someone in the balls so

creepy guy "hey little girl want some candy"

little girl "shut the fuck up wierdo"

little girl kick the creepy guy in the balls

little girl "ha i just bury your balls in your butthole bitch"

by thebeatlesfan July 26, 2010

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