Yestergay

A homosexual who decides to spend the rest of their life in an iron closet, claiming they’re “straight now.” But they’re not; they’re gay.

Chester got just got engaged to some girl today. Yesterday, Chester was gay—today, Chester is yestergay.

by Mr. Freetime April 16, 2020

yesterweed

1. the weed we had just before the current batch. 2. that weed which was had just before this weed. 3. uh, yeah, that last stuff.

The last few batches of weed were all good, but yesterweed was my favorite.

by Tortureforpurists October 9, 2019

Yesterday teens

These are kids that typically are being rude

So the adults are like. are you a yesterday teens?

by 459395 February 1, 2022

Yesterday's Jam

A term used to describe people who are ignored and forgotten right after they are no longer needed.

Moss: They toss us away like Yesterday's Jam!

Roy: Yes! Yesterday's Jam! That is what we are to them! Actually, you know what that doesn't really work as a thing because jam lasts for ages.

by BrompusWompus May 3, 2023

Tossing yesterdays salad

Verb:The act of oral stimulation on an anus that hasn't been washed in one or more days.

"After a long hot road trip I was surprised Susan so was eager to be "tossing yesterdays salad""

by Gonzotherebelclown August 26, 2012

Jizzfarts up yesterday

To be hungry

Izaak: man I haven't eaten since last night
Dagen: jizzfarts up yesterday?
Izaak: yeah man

by Bonkzzz April 6, 2022

Yesterwear

Wearing the same clothes for a second consecutive day because you didn't make it home to change.

Hey check out Doug - he's still in yesterwear cause he crashed on the couch after everybody left the party.

by darsk47 October 13, 2010