Wilfred

wilfred is a very hot and handsome boy. hes strong and sexy and no one can compare. his IQ is over 9,000! he is a beast at cod. he is nice, cool, swag, and very smart. everyone loves wilfred

dont even say my bf name or ill get you. example: ugly girl: "omg hi wil-" *me getting her bc she said his name. DONT EVER SAY WILFRED HES MINE!!

by wilfreds gf July 14, 2021

Wilf

The coconut chocolate at the back of the box, the one you leave at the supermarket, wilfs are depressing creatures destined to live lives of rejection and being shunned by society .

Olivia: "Have you seen Luke around?"
Jess: "Nah, he's a bit of a wilf."

by Willy wanka February 10, 2019

Wilf

Like a Milf, but for witches.
There are in fact quite a large number of these:
Sabrina the teenage Witch
Nicole Kidman in Bewitched
Witch of the East in Wizard of Oz
Willow in Buffy...

the list goes on!

Sabrina is such a Wilf - definitely would!

by vaderag February 18, 2009

Wilford Brimley

a root beer soda with cherry flavoring

"After work, I relaxed on the porch with an ice-cold Wilford Brimley."

by ulovetoast December 5, 2011

wwilf

short for: What Was I Looking For?

Pronounced: wilf

People get bored and search random things on the internet for hours on end.

dude1: dude, what are you doing man?
Dude2: dude, i'm such a wwilf... i've been on Google 2 days now...

by YourCurrentObsession July 20, 2008

wilf

What was I Looking For?

Surfing the web aimlessly, or going off on a tangent whilst looking for something else on the web. Possibly a form of new-age procrastination/distraction.

This is why I am on this website, I have just stumbled across it whilst casually wilf-ing as i have nothing better to do/am avoiding work etc.

by E R D April 21, 2007

WILF

Wife I'd Like to Fuck

Person 1: Damn that bitch has a nice big ass.
Person 2: I think she is married.
Person 1: She is a WILF. I would fuck her so hard and fast, and won't pull out even after I cum.

by FemaleAssLover September 26, 2010