My girlfriend shoved a twix up her ass after prom and being hungary I ate it out of her ass. whild watching a willy wonka and the chocolate factory and masturbating over dwarfs
by hoe inn May 28, 2009
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Get the Tonka Wonka mug.A currency only given to females who practice oral sex on several guys. This type of currency is only redeemable for candy bars and such items.
That girl was such a gutter slut, she sucked him off for wonka dollars.
Yes she did, only a whore would do such a thing for a wonka dollar.
Yes she did, only a whore would do such a thing for a wonka dollar.
by Jtred March 22, 2011
Get the wonka dollar mug.noun- An act of intense, emo intercourse performed by a man, wearing a purple top-hat, on a woman;
1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.
2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman.
*Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*
3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.
4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will not be tight in that region.
1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.
2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman.
*Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*
3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.
4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will not be tight in that region.
"At first, I thought my boyfriend was going to rape me... But it was much worse!"
"What happened?!"
"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"
"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"
"What happened?!"
"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"
"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"
by cavalico April 8, 2009
Get the Willy Wonka mug.Wonka Wash is when a female partner is suckin on the penis and before you explode you lift her head and splooge all over her face
by chighridah April 28, 2004
Get the Wonka Wash mug.A Wonka Fart comes from a combination of smell from all the food you just consumed that day, like a Wonka Meal, but far more disgusting.
by Noodlesticks McGrew December 25, 2013
Get the wonka fart mug.When you do a shit and its only half ready so there's still lumps in it and it's all weird looking and hard to poop out.
"Aye Alex, why are you takin' so long in the shitter?"
"Soz Jack bro it's a lumpy wonka"
"ok don't worry cha feel brah"
"Soz Jack bro it's a lumpy wonka"
"ok don't worry cha feel brah"
by Lumpy Wonkas March 28, 2015
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