Another word for PERIOD PAINS.
Friend 1: "Hey, are you okay?"
Friend 2: "No, it's my time of the month. I've got a huge womb wedgie. It hurts."
Friend 2: "No, it's my time of the month. I've got a huge womb wedgie. It hurts."
by Nay-nay. December 22, 2009
First Guy : "Yo you have fun that chick last night?"
Second Guy : I gave her my patented Womb Penetrator"
Second Guy : I gave her my patented Womb Penetrator"
by Constantine777 July 31, 2008
A person who has played lacrosse since childbirth, or for a very long time. A pun off the saying "laxin' in the D" a person who has laxed in the womb is very skilled.
by Woodchuck111555448888 March 26, 2011
A commonly held campaign to rebrand humans as too cute to abort and proclaim the ethical supremacy of humans.
Super Depressed Toni: "Biljard, I cant have this baby, im not ready for it."
Clear Thinking Biljard: "Your going to destroy your womb kitten? how dare you! You should reconsider destroying such a wonderful thing."
Suddenly Happy Toni: "You know what? Your right. Im going to have this baby."
By A.Hall
Clear Thinking Biljard: "Your going to destroy your womb kitten? how dare you! You should reconsider destroying such a wonderful thing."
Suddenly Happy Toni: "You know what? Your right. Im going to have this baby."
By A.Hall
by Bejoulas Villages January 14, 2009
the 9 months that you spend in your mothers womb. so if your are 3 months past your birthday you are already a year older if you count womb time.
by hardhitr3 July 07, 2009
by Raunchy Lou July 01, 2019
A term used when house hunting, describing a home that would attract a woman wanting to start a family in.
This home is very womb friendly.
by Duckcave September 05, 2013