Another word for PERIOD PAINS.
Friend 1: "Hey, are you okay?"
Friend 2: "No, it's my time of the month. I've got a huge womb wedgie. It hurts."
Friend 2: "No, it's my time of the month. I've got a huge womb wedgie. It hurts."
by Nay-nay. December 22, 2009
First Guy : "Yo you have fun that chick last night?"
Second Guy : I gave her my patented Womb Penetrator"
Second Guy : I gave her my patented Womb Penetrator"
by Constantine777 July 31, 2008
A person who has played lacrosse since childbirth, or for a very long time. A pun off the saying "laxin' in the D" a person who has laxed in the womb is very skilled.
by Woodchuck111555448888 March 26, 2011
A commonly held campaign to rebrand humans as too cute to abort and proclaim the ethical supremacy of humans.
Super Depressed Toni: "Biljard, I cant have this baby, im not ready for it."
Clear Thinking Biljard: "Your going to destroy your womb kitten? how dare you! You should reconsider destroying such a wonderful thing."
Suddenly Happy Toni: "You know what? Your right. Im going to have this baby."
By A.Hall
Clear Thinking Biljard: "Your going to destroy your womb kitten? how dare you! You should reconsider destroying such a wonderful thing."
Suddenly Happy Toni: "You know what? Your right. Im going to have this baby."
By A.Hall
by Bejoulas Villages January 14, 2009
the 9 months that you spend in your mothers womb. so if your are 3 months past your birthday you are already a year older if you count womb time.
by hardhitr3 July 07, 2009
by Raunchy Lou July 01, 2019
Verb
When a female begins to prepare her womb for pregnancy by making smart choices such as taking prenatal vitamins, eating more vegetables and cutting back on coffee and alcohol.
When a female begins to prepare her womb for pregnancy by making smart choices such as taking prenatal vitamins, eating more vegetables and cutting back on coffee and alcohol.
by GSDGal November 17, 2010