You're about to experience something amazing! Something spectacular! Something so lit that your mind will be blown and shattered! Witness the Litness is basically when a dude thinks everything is "lit" or cool/badass and wants to show the whole world what he has. It can be a trick, a flip, something like video, something inside his pants or her pants lol Witness the Litness is an experience. Embrace it. Accept it. Cuz remember, everybody is a candle, but not everybody is lit.
"Okay Eber, you're about to witness the litness as i try to do some stupid shit. Lets hope i don't die and that it stays lit."
by FerCatchTheseHands February 11, 2017
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by Star2777 January 22, 2021
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Keyboardcat Witness -
1. a worshiper of The Keyboard Cat.
2. One who has witnessed the greatness of Keyboardcat.
3. A Spin off of the Church of Ceiling Cat.
1. a worshiper of The Keyboard Cat.
2. One who has witnessed the greatness of Keyboardcat.
3. A Spin off of the Church of Ceiling Cat.
He is a Keyboardcat witness they meet on thursdays and watch many episodes of Keyboardcat religiously.
He is a member of the Keyboardcat witnesses.
Tom is not catholic, he is a Keyboardcat witness.
He is a member of the Keyboardcat witnesses.
Tom is not catholic, he is a Keyboardcat witness.
by ravenmsb June 24, 2009
Get the Keyboardcat Witness mug.An over-obsessed Radiohead fan who, in attempt to enlighten others, goes door to door carrying a copy of OK Computer on vinyl and spreads the good word of the great Thom Yorke. The Thom Yorke's witness tends to lack the ability to understand those who do not enjoy Radiohead, so do not offend them.
Who was that at the door?
Oh that was just a Thom Yorke's witness. I told him I don't like Radiohead so he went and jumped in front of a truck.
Oh that was just a Thom Yorke's witness. I told him I don't like Radiohead so he went and jumped in front of a truck.
by Crusty Howard April 20, 2018
Get the Thom Yorke's Witness mug.Also known as the “Trump Old Party” (TOP). A far-right subgroup of the GOP, which may be likened to a political equivalent of Jehovah’s Witnesses. White nationalists who misuse Christianity to reach out to undecided or apathetic voters, by warning them to stay away from socialist or alt-left politicians who support abortion, same-sex marriages, illegal immigration, and multiculturalism.
Guesstimate how many ultra-MAGA patriots in red-pilled states who just hate being called “Trump’s Witnesses.”
by Fasters January 14, 2023
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former principal of freetown lakeville middle school.
usually stays under her office hunting large african animals with her blow dart gun.
only comes out when a child is in trouble.
former principal of freetown lakeville middle school.
usually stays under her office hunting large african animals with her blow dart gun.
only comes out when a child is in trouble.
i was sitting outside the class room today for smaking my teacher in the face and i got scared because i saw winnie beasley get a quick glance at me and run over very angry and say "whuchh you doin out hea chiiield"
by nate henriques March 23, 2009
Get the winnie beasley mug.1. When an attorney asks a witness inane questions for far too long.
2. An ineffective cross examination.
2. An ineffective cross examination.
"Bro, did you see the prosecution's cross?"
"Yeah man, they were totally Bingering the witness, why didn't the defense object!"
"Yeah man, they were totally Bingering the witness, why didn't the defense object!"
by JQ11112021 November 11, 2021
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