wiffle tits

The act of beating someone across the tits with a wiffle ball bat.

I'm going to give you wiffle tits!

by Fadeddeath October 8, 2016

Shnipple Wiffle

A cooler, more advanced way to say "sniper rifle" while playing any online game such as Halo, Call of Duty, Counter-Strike, Battlefield, etc.

I invented this word, let that be known. It lessens the tension in a match and also makes the user sound like a total badass if pulled off correctly with the proper 'old-skool' accent.

Player 1: Aw, man, there's like 12 enemies behind that wall over there!

Badass (in very hardcore, deep, quiet tone): Don't worry, my Shnipple Wiffle will take those fuckers out...

by BehindYou May 14, 2011

wiffey

When your someones Wife, only this is a teenagers way of saying it.

I took my wiffey to the movies last night.

by Sam Mister August 24, 2006

wtff

What The Fucking Fuck

John: I love Robert Pattinson

Marissa: WTFF

by thehalenator February 15, 2010

wiffle bag

the bag that would or could hold wiffle dust

see wiffle dust

"this mattress encostment is actually just a wiffle bag for all the good it does".

by BedBugBeware March 15, 2011

Wiffles

A terrible case of Acne of the Vagina.

"You should get your Wiffles checked out soon"

"OMG, her wiffles are so gross!"

by ilikewafflesyo October 19, 2010

wtffff

When you're so mad, you have to scream What the F four times.
Usually used in sentence where you are raging at someone in a game.

Dude: Haha, I just stole your gold.
Other Dude: WTFFFF dude, you have to give that back or I'm stealing yours!

by yeetoneeto October 19, 2018