Double-Wiper

One who, when cleaning themselves with toilet paper after defecating, wipes and then proceeds to fold the toilet paper and wipe again with the already used paper. In effect, they are putting the feces back where it came from. Ostensibly this is to conserve more toilet paper, but laziness and a lack of proper hygiene also play a definitive roll. Researchers have found that, contrary to common sense and ideas of cleanliness, the majority of Americans are indeed Double-Wipers, especially among the younger generations. Observations also seem to prove that sex is not an important variable in regards to Double-Wiping.

Robina, disgustingly, and like most other people, is a Double-Wiper. Why does she even bother wiping at all if she's going to reuse her dirty toilet paper?

by Evan Gieselman October 30, 2008

Wipers Remorse

That feeling you get whilst pooping, when you wipe, then realize you still have more to come.

"Jeff had wiped, pulled up his pants and as he washed his hands realized he had wipers remorse."

by DJ Funky Butt September 17, 2012

Scrat Wiler

A person who tends to cause mischief or disorder wherever he/she may go and/or some one who acts like a little bitch all the time in order to get attention.

Guy 1 - "Did you see Topher go into my dorm room and make a huge mess the other day?"

Guy 2 - "Yeah dude he just wanted people to laugh at him."

Guy 1 - "What a fuckin' scrat wiler!"

by TedBroChill November 4, 2009

Infinite wiper

When one tries to wipe, but no matter how many times one rubs the toilet paper against the a-hole, it will always come with some brown on it.

Yesterday I got an infinite wiper, so I gave up and decided to take a shower to wash it off.

by Jay Rumos April 19, 2018

Dance Wierd

A brilliant way to get your friends excited at the club
Can also be substituted for pas de basques in Scottish country dancing

Aww come one mate let’s just dance wierd
Turn to your partner and dance wierd

by Megan I.C August 12, 2018

e-z wider

A brand of rolling paper that began in the early 1970's named for easy identification, named after the counter culture movie, Easy Rider. It is the first known rolling paper written up in The Wall Street Journal, whose intent was for the use of smoking marijuana not tobacco. An origional slogan was, "Fly High with EZ Wider."

Dont waste that e-z wider on tobacco, roll a joint, brah!

by shitbrothadig December 25, 2008

wierdo

1.A wierdo or correctly spelled weirdo is a person who is strange or has strange behavior.
2.A person who acts or is abnormal to what is considered "normal" Synonyms would be strange, freak

"johnny is such a wierdo because he collects barbies!"(johnny is a wierdo because most people consider it strange that a guy would play or collect things ment for girls.
{CC: being considered a wierdo is not nor ever is bad.}

by MK March 20, 2005