When you're taking a piss in the countryside and happen to piss on an electric fence giving your dick and balls a nice zap so that they would shine like a lightbulb. Usually accompanied by you dropping to one knee and the Great Muta appearing out of nowhere to knee you in the face for being a dumbass.
(Young Billy Meyer stood in front of the class and offered the following poem.)
Ode to the Shining Wizzard.
When I was young and had no sense.
I took a piss on an electric fence.
It hurt so bad, shocked my balls,
I took a crap in my overalls.
Ode to the Shining Wizzard.
When I was young and had no sense.
I took a piss on an electric fence.
It hurt so bad, shocked my balls,
I took a crap in my overalls.
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1:drink beer from a can.
2: take new beer and tape to top of empty beer can.
3: repeat step 1 and 2 till cans are taller than you.
4: after cans are taller than you yell and boss every one around with shorter sticks.
1:drink beer from a can.
2: take new beer and tape to top of empty beer can.
3: repeat step 1 and 2 till cans are taller than you.
4: after cans are taller than you yell and boss every one around with shorter sticks.
tim: yo it takes me 18 beers and a roll of tape to make me a wizzard.
jon: i got to beer 10 and freddy hit me in the face with his full wizzard stick in the face.
angry women: you chicken wreckers are so drunk! i hate wizzard sticks
jon: i got to beer 10 and freddy hit me in the face with his full wizzard stick in the face.
angry women: you chicken wreckers are so drunk! i hate wizzard sticks
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