ejaculatee

The recipient of ejaculate

A: How was that girl you invited over the other night?
B: She was totally an ejaculatee

by Notmyrealname, seriously1 November 27, 2013

prematurely ejaculated

kicking a star out of a sport or contest based on erroneous info

Those PTI guys prematurely ejaculated Pacman Jones from the NFL just before the accuser withdrew her assault accusation.

by euphemismo January 18, 2008

ejaculate

Also used as a projectile weapon that can move at very high speeds.

18:23 <YonOid> shoulda shot them in the eye 18:23 <aC|D6> with ejaculate?.

by Foug April 9, 2003

ejaculate

to exclam or say somthing

hahahha

on the hardy boys one says "look out billy"hank ejaculated

by Sir Taylor of Pants December 3, 2003

Dejaculate

Having a great orgasm then in the middle of it realizing that your condom has disappeared.

I need to slow my roll or get smaller condoms, I totally didn't mean to dejaculate in that chick.

by FunMistake November 6, 2011

ejaculate

(eh jackul et)

It's when your urine turns white.

It only takes me about 35 minutes to masturbate myself to sleep. i have a glorious orgasm and sleep like a baby after i ejaculate.

by Ethan Tremblay May 25, 2011

ejaculate

A gigantic douchebag that has gone above and beyond the call of duty to make himself synonymous with baby batter. See Kenny G

Pete: "Jesus, did you hear about John Tesh putting out another album?"

Wendy: "Yeah, that prick is nothing but society's ejaculate."

by Leroy Tabbins February 16, 2009