weiner stand

when a man can support his body's weight by balancing himself using only his penis. "

"I was doing cock push-ups and got stuck in a full on weiner stand."

by Rim Tobbs May 31, 2018

Dyke weight

Extra weight gay chicks put on to look more like overweight dudes.

Ever since she turned butch she gained some dyke weight.

by Benasty14 August 14, 2019

Bulgarian weight loss

Taking a massive dump.

Where were you?

Partaking in the Bulgarian weight loss program.

by W.R.Slade June 18, 2023

Necktie Weiner

When you're wearing a suit jacket and tie and sit down but don't unbutton the jacket and the bottom portion of the necktie forms a pseudo-weenis.

William didn't unbutton his jacket and he's got about a three-inch necktie weiner.

by TheCasm May 30, 2016

shirt weiner

when your shirt protrudes from your unzipped pants.

"Principal has a shirt weiner"! -Nelson

by big money pimpin to the max May 8, 2005

Max Weinberg

1. Drummer in the Max Weinberg 7 along with such notable characters like La Bamba.
2. See "God"

"I Love Max Weinberg's serious face stare with Conan...my dream would be for a whole show of late night to be just Conan and Max staring eachother down"

by Dave Henney July 23, 2004

Light Weight Drinker

When you can't handle your alcohol and eventually yak your pride away.

That kid Jack is a Light Weight Drinker he yaked before his pledge even started.

by ChangLiang01 September 10, 2012