wash-up

(noun) A person who has been spat out of a city, a career, an endeavor, (or anything of the like, usually of a status that is generally perceived as "higher") and is back down to the level of normal people. Originates from the concept of an ocean's waves "washing up" the junk (i.e., seaweed, starfish, beachwood, plastic, debris, dead fish, etc.) onto the shore after having been spat out of the ocean.

After pursuing acting in Los Angeles with mediocre success, he came back home to Kansas, where the folks thought of him as somewhat of a celebrity, but deep down, he knew he was just an LA wash-up.

She lost the congressional race, was booted from her incumbent seat, and had to pack her bags and go back to being a regular old civilian. She tried her best to not make a big presence or be seen much in her hometown, lest her community members recognize her as the political wash-up that she now is.

by Siren2277 May 12, 2021

tijuana car wash

Where you are sliding down a long table and people pour massive amounts of liquor on you and down your throat. The goal is to get you completely wasted.

Billy and his friends were getting Sam wasted by doing a tijuana car wash.

by italianpride888 May 18, 2006

man wash

When a guy washes his hands with as little water as possible, usually without soap. He then proceeds to dry his still dirty hands transfering most of the dirt to a clean hand towel. The hands usually come away cleaner than the towel.

Husband: Honey, I've finished working in the garage.
Wife: Did you remember to wash your hands?
Husband: (fucking nag....to himself of course) Yes dear.
Wife: Did you use soap?
Husband: Soap?
Wife: You stupid fuck head, that's another good hand towel you've ruined with your man wash!
Husband: Shut up bitch, or I'll summon Limecat!

by Shaithis April 16, 2007

Dallas Car Wash

A sexual act that involves a minimum of four people (3 men and 1 girl). A girl crawls on her hands and knees inbetween the legs of three or more standing men. The three men proceed to jack off over her and ejaculate all over the girl who is simultaneously crawling between the 3 guys' legs.

Because Jen was a dirty girl, Frank, John, and Bill all gave her a Dallas Car Wash

by Chris the Arm Piss May 20, 2009

washicong

canvas running shoes

I just wash the floor so take off your washicongs before you come in the house.

by quenk January 30, 2009

Washing the log

When a man is taking a shit and another man needs to piss so badly that he cannot wait. So, the second man pisses through the small opening between the front of the first's crotch and the front lip of the toilet.

Dude! Jones and Scott are so gay! I just came back from the restroom. Jones is in there washing the log on Scott! Why didn't he just hold it!

by Baud May 18, 2013

Wash Fish

Wash Fish is a sexy beast and will eat you up in one bite as he is so immense! He is quite quiet at first but is acctly a confident, lazy, grumpy, teenage BEAST!!!

Wash Fish has very dodgy things in his My Eyes Only tho so watch out...

Wash Fish - Pro-Noun
Wash Fish - Noun
To 'Wash Fish' - Very

by anonymous October 27, 2020