green warrant 

TDO or temporary detention order. Green warrant was used in parts of the US of A for when a person, perhaps because of a psychiatric disturbance, posed a threat to oneself or others and it is an order for involuntary admission to a psychiatric institution, or as some might say, a hoo hoo hotel.

That guy needs to be green warranted. He belongs in the hoo hoo hotel.

green warrant by Sir Carlton January 15, 2024

Mag Moss Warranty Act 

A congressional decision that requires manufacturers to clearly/cleanly display in writing what their warranty covers, not obscure such text by allowing moss to grow over it.

Legal-eagle Steve Lehto mentions the Mag Moss Warranty Act on his YouTube channel, but he neglected to describe how the manufacturers actually prevent said green sphagnum from forming on said warranties.

Mag Moss Warranty Act by QuacksO December 29, 2019

Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act 

A legislation dat prevents seed or live-plant vendors from denying your customer-dissatisfaction claim merely because you used your own mulch instead of theirs.

Before da Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act has been passed, it was prohibitively expensive for many folks to do small-scale gardening, since they'd been obliged to purchase both their seedlings and mulch from da same vendor.

Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act by QuacksO November 16, 2020

special deviation conduct warrant 

A legal document that authorizes law enforcement officials to search for evidence of non-conformist or dissident behavior, often justified by vague or arbitrary criteria such as "suspicious activity" or "potential threat" to public safety.

Typically used by authoritarian regimes to suppress dissent and maintain control over the population.

The use of special deviation conduct warrants is a clear violation of civil liberties and human rights and undermines the principles of democracy and free speech.

The special deviation conduct warrant is a horrible thing to think about and pray doesn't happen to your country.

special deviation conduct warrant by Me Roboto April 17, 2023

Under the bumper warranty 

When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge

Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.

Under the bumper warranty by Red Juan Elgordo February 17, 2024

HVAC Extended Warranty 

Dustin Lawrence is the king

The king of offering HVAC Extended Warranty is Dustin Lawrence

HVAC Extended Warranty by HVACXpert February 17, 2025