Winter Warmer

A girl who is strung along by a boy during the Wintertime purely for sexual gratification, to be inevitably dumped in the Summertime when the going is easy.

If the girl falls in love too soon, is high-maintenance, or pleads to spend more time with her boyfriend than he is willing to offer, the relationship may end abruptly, shortly before Xmas or Valentines Day. But if the girl finds conditions to be congenial and bites her tongue the relationship will run early- to mid-Summer, at which point she is discarded so her ex-boyfriend can go on the holiday he secretly booked solely for himself when they were still together.

Dylan: You're the perfect winter warmer
Kristine: What did you just call me?
Dylan: Oops! I mean, we'll always be together
Kristine: Promise?
Dylan: Yeah sure :p

by Raxteri January 11, 2012

Waffer's Wipe

To retreat to the restroom to wipe the ass after releasing a series of Musty Waffs to eliminate the feeling of a little loose stool and greasy between the cheeks.

Jerry dropped a few Musty Waffs in his cubicle at work. The third one felt a little wet and his ass cheeks felt greasy so he retreated to the restroom where he performed a Waffer's Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

Warner Chilcot

Warner Chilcot is a company that provides medication for diseases, including ulcerative colitis. Recently, their medication went up 1200% in one month, even though they handed out savings cards to their patients saying that they would get it for $50 until April 1, 2011, which hadn't happened yet. It was false advertisement, which is illegal. Hank Green first used it in a Youtube video as a curse word.

*Not to be used around polite company

Person 1: Woah, this one goldfish doesn't have a smile, even though their campaign is the "snack that smiles back"
Person 2: Thats a load of Warner Chilcot!

*can be used as a verb, adjective, noun, adverb, or interjection

by Nerdfighteria Representative January 25, 2011

Warner Chilcott

1) verb: to screw over, betray or take advantage of people

Dude, have you seen this bill?

Man, how can they Warner Chilcott us like that?

What are you up to today?
Nothing much, just thought I'd Warner Chilcott a whole load of people.

by Roxy Black January 25, 2011

Hypothetical Warfare

When one person is trying to describe a hypothetical scenario but another person keeps contradicting their hypothetical scenario with another, opposite, scenario. Quite similar to Hypological Warfare

Guy 1: Let's say, hypothetically, I was holding a shovel.
Guy 2: Let's say you weren't holding a shovel.
Guy 1: But let's say I was.
Guy 2: But what if you weren't?
Guy 1: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, I was.
Guy 2: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, you weren't?
Guy 1: Stop goin' all hypothetical warfare on me, douchebag!

Etc.

by MartyJuck March 7, 2010

Winter Warmer

An individual (typically female) who unwittingly enters into a part-time relationship during the coldest season of the year, as drinking establishments close early and opportunities for casual sex become less available yet prohibitively more expensive, merely to satisfy someone's needs.

Distinctive pattern of a winter warmer:

- (Autumn equinox)
- Boy snares girl
- Boy invites girl to residence for sex
- (moment of climax)
- Boy turns on Sports News channel
- Girl gets bored and goes home
- Boy smiles
- (Spring equinox)
- Boy ends relationship, goes nightclubbing

by One Unintended January 7, 2012

infinity warfare

Another fucking call of duty in space honestly they should just change the name to space rangers

person1: hey wanna play infinity warfare

Person2: oh u mean space Rangers

by Chrissy boy612 May 18, 2016