Trench Wanking

'Trench Wanking' is the activity of masturbating the phallus with gritted teeth whilst crouching and pointing aggressively at the subject of the aforementioned sexual practice.

"Hey Toby, look at that girl, she's pretty hot!" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*

"Oh yeah, I'd Trench Wank over her. In fact, I will right now" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*

by John Ever So Rightly August 27, 2012

walinga

An Australian slang term for one who masturbates excessively.

"Oy mate! No wonder your palms are hairy! You're a regular walinga!"

by Happy Vegemite June 14, 2008

albacore wanking

When you have a wank over Jessica Alba. Albacore porn is considered the hottest type of porn

Dude, yesterday I had some hardcore albacore wanking.

by Ovat February 23, 2008

wansing

To take a walk usually with a dog. wansing - walking
Wanse being the shortend version to walk

Do you "wanse" do you want a walk.
Lets go wansing.

by Armonk August 27, 2006

Wanking Chariot

Bed. May or may not specifically suggest the use of said bed for onanism.

I'm off to do a couple of laps in the wanking chariot.

by Endie July 18, 2006

Wallin' out

To go crazy and become out of control (similar to going dumb/hyphy from the yay area).

Damn that muhfukkah was wallin' out last night at Gina's, dancin and screamin and pissin all over the place.

by dw89 January 9, 2009

wankinate

To wank off, Also known as masturbating.

Womble:DUDE i got my new hentai magazine!ITS TIME TO WANKINATE
Kyo:LETS DO IT!

by Haeks September 1, 2005