wanker

wank- to masterbate in a quick way
wanker is one who masterbates all the time and has no other obligations in life. If a person is a "wanker" there penis is probably a choad and they will have a high pitched voice.

a person who purchases weed at a very high price
"Yo 'dat 'bowas is a damn wanker. His choad is about as big as my big toe!"

"Hahaha i just pissed in some swag weed and sold it to 'Franlin fo like 60 bones. What a damn wanker
by James K Ellington January 19, 2006
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by gpmiddlebrook January 10, 2006
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Possibly a name attached to certain people tou do not like or simply a term for a person who is a general ass-hole

Also applyable to people of authority who are unliked by those they control
eg - IT teahers
Student 1 - You know our IT teachers a right wanker
Student 2 - Yeah Jarule is a real wanker he thinks he knows
something but he knows jack shit
by Guy in a chair January 10, 2007
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"Who's the wanker in the black oy oy"
by SLI July 03, 2003
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a gay british term which shall never be used by anyone. ever.
no example. people who use the term "wanker" are not cool by any means
by US RULE! July 11, 2008
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A new derogatory name for stupid white people. Not a racial slur so everyone can us it.
"Look at that wanker! He's so...WHITE!!!"
by Doughty July 21, 2004
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A musician who plays way too more notes than needed for the song in order to show off their technical ability. Often they will have their own instructional video and claim to have a blues influence in thier songs without having any knowledge of the blues. They sometimes destroy priceless vintage guitars by scalloping the fretboard, but often play Ibanez, Charvel, Schecter, or Steinberger
Yngwie Malsteem is a wanker
by schwerve July 17, 2008
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