wanker

wank- to masterbate in a quick way
wanker is one who masterbates all the time and has no other obligations in life. If a person is a "wanker" there penis is probably a choad and they will have a high pitched voice.

a person who purchases weed at a very high price

"Yo 'dat 'bowas is a damn wanker. His choad is about as big as my big toe!"

"Hahaha i just pissed in some swag weed and sold it to 'Franlin fo like 60 bones. What a damn wanker

by James K Ellington April 3, 2006

wanker

a wanna be/poser snowboarder

you are such a wanker

by gpmiddlebrook January 14, 2006

wanker

Possibly a name attached to certain people tou do not like or simply a term for a person who is a general ass-hole

Also applyable to people of authority who are unliked by those they control
eg - IT teahers

Student 1 - You know our IT teachers a right wanker
Student 2 - Yeah Jarule is a real wanker he thinks he knows
something but he knows jack shit

by Guy in a chair January 10, 2007

wanker

Soccer referee

"Who's the wanker in the black oy oy"

by SLI July 3, 2003

wanker

a gay british term which shall never be used by anyone. ever.

no example. people who use the term "wanker" are not cool by any means

by US RULE! June 29, 2008

wanker

A new derogatory name for stupid white people. Not a racial slur so everyone can us it.

"Look at that wanker! He's so...WHITE!!!"

by Doughty July 20, 2004

wanker

A musician who plays way too more notes than needed for the song in order to show off their technical ability. Often they will have their own instructional video and claim to have a blues influence in thier songs without having any knowledge of the blues. They sometimes destroy priceless vintage guitars by scalloping the fretboard, but often play Ibanez, Charvel, Schecter, or Steinberger

Yngwie Malsteem is a wanker

by schwerve August 11, 2008