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Wantmonster

The standard issue Disney princess is conditioned by Western society to have an unbridled desire for more with zero gratitude; they are particularly dangerous if they hail from California. Nothing is ever enough, even as they receive something they have been pining for quite some time; they receive it and immediately move on to the next shiny thing. The depths of their desire have no end and defy all logic and reason. For the period a Wantmonster is mated, their partner is the most miserable creature in the animal kingdom.
Karen wore down Jerri with an ultimatum, and within five minutes of the excitement of the ring presentation, the Wantmonster moved onto a deposit for their wedding venue at The Four Seasons; Jerry slapped down that American Express black card and knew he was in a lower level of hell
by Hixxz68 May 30, 2023
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wangworthy

To be worthy of one's wang; hot enough to screw; unskanky
Kelly checked herself twice in the mirror to make sure she was wangworthy enough for the wedding reception; what with all of the hot guys that were sure to be there.

"No, she wasn't really wangworthy but I was drunk and it was dark."
by Sugar_Free32 August 24, 2011
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wangdoozle

Someone that is a complete and utter idiot that doesn't know what the f**k he's doing.
You are a total wangdoozle
by Wonton Noodle Soup February 2, 2017
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Electric Wango Dango

A synonym for sexual intercourse. Originated in Braintree, Ma.
Me and my girl just had the Electric Wango Dango for the first time, and it was magical.
by Matty "The Iceman" Ice March 23, 2011
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wangdoodle

A dissapointly small penis or a toddler penis.
"I couldn't even feel it- he totally has a wangdoodle"
by DEE S. December 9, 2008
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wanglo

An American person who through use of slang, trends, media, etc., tries to be British.
I was at Ashley's house and that wanglo put it on BBC America. Even worse, she made me call her "Ash" all night.
by lettuceCUP April 1, 2006
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wangworthy

adj. used to describe a woman who you would have no problems having sex with. This is no way conotates attractiveness, just whether or not you would, while sober, have sex with her.
-I hooked-up last night.
-Was she wangworthy?
by Jack Seven May 4, 2006
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