absolutely wallpapered

Absolutely wallpapered is when you have drank so much alcohol and smoked so much weed that you are absolutely wallpapered and can’t even get up to go for a wee

“I need a piss mate but I’m absolutely wallpapered that I can’t be arsed going for a wee”

by Stayout February 27, 2019

Fancy Wallpaper

Fancy Wallpaper is a white supreme it’s dog whistle meaning the ethnic infiltration of minorities into white communities.

How is the neighborhood?
Some of the houses have fancy wallpaper.
Damn it!

by Tiktokka April 19, 2023

Wallpaper

Wallpaper is a place of sheet covering your wall usually made of different types of materials plastic PVC and many more

Wallpaper is a necessity when it comes to decorating your house

by Stillmethek September 3, 2019

Wallpaperitis

Wallpaperitis is a highly contagious disease that can affect up to 1 million tokus across North America. There is no cure, but thousands of scientists have found out the cause of this dangerous disease. They say it’s from this gay ass nigga named Vixx NyQuil or some shit, posting artwork. It doesn’t matter if the poster is mad garb or not, a toku would instantly tell everyone that they’ll make that their wallpaper.

Over 200 thousand vixx’s are being killed by this disease and are unable to post really nice artwork to their discord servers.

A little recap: Wallpaperitis is to want someone’s artwork to be your wallpaper. Even if the person who made it doesn’t want you to, you don’t give a shit and do it anyways.

Toku - IDC IF ITS JUST A REF IM STILL USING IT AS MY WALLPAPER
Toku - oh hell yess this is my new wallpaper
Toku - and you gave me new wallpaper
Toku - NEW WALLPAPER THANK YOUUU
Toku - THANKS FOR MY NEW WALLPAPER

A local vixx states “why the fuck does this bitch want my artwork for their wallpaper? This gay ass disease has to stop now!”

In conclusion, if u see a toku in your discord server, don’t show them your artwork. Unless you have no artistic talent like me, then you’re all good. Spread the word of you have the bisexual. This announcement was brought to you by flex tape.

by Yooplooooldjwhydsnrjjejejfjd December 23, 2018

Wallpaper

The thin layer of white residue that coats the inside of a glass crackpipe after use.

Once all the crack was gone, I pushed the brillow through the pipe to cover it with the wallpaper to get another hit.

by anonymous December 12, 2024

To wallpaper

When your SO doesn't wanna do doggy so you force them against the wall and fuck them

I am going to wallpaper Bonnie if she is going to refuse doggy.

by Doodgewoon July 17, 2020

Outhouse Wallpaper

Fecal matter, aka; shit.

“Guess what my stocks are worth today! Just about the finest outhouse wallpaper you’ve ever seen!”

by Jordy Verrell January 9, 2021