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vanity crisis

personal crisis, your own personal problems noone else cares about
can you stop talking about your vanity crisis? noone cares about your vanity crisis!
by Ranger May 27, 2004
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Vanity

1. An indescribably gorgeous woman who loves to laugh, thinks of others before herself and loves fashion. She can light up the darkest rooms with her personality and has the most mesmerizing eyes.

2.Sweet, shy, and trustworthy friend/girlfriend.
Vanity makes me feel amazing!
by Phenomenonperson January 12, 2012
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vanity spectacles

n. Phrase used to indicate someone's ego is inflated.
Bob thinks his crib is all that, but he's looking through his vanity spectacles.
by gnostic1 December 4, 2010
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Vanity Degree

A university degree chosen primarily for the satisfaction of the knowledge one attains from it, the most important aspect of which is that you enjoy what you are studying.

This short sighted life decision often gives little thought or concern to the fact that such a degree will probably not leave the graduate with employable skills or knowledge meaning they will have to work in a job they hate forever.

Common vanity degrees include politics, womens/feminism studies, sociology, history and most arts degrees.
"I AM TRYING TO SPEND MY YOUTH BEING PASSIONATE ABOUT SOMETHING AND IF I END UP A CHECK OUT CHICK IN MY FORTIES AT LEAST I WILL KNOW THAT I KNOW A LOT ABOUT THINGS THAT I LOVE AND THAT I SPENT MY DEGREE LEARNING ABOUT THINGS I WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT"

Why waste 3-4 years and tens of thousands of dallars studying for a vanity degree with no job prospects at the end? Why not plan ahead and find something that interests you AND that you can make a career out of. That way you can spend your entire working life doing something that interests you, not just your youth and education.
by Nelson's Column December 26, 2011
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Vanity Scam

When your company has received an award from an organization you have never heard of (the U.S. Local Business Association is an example) that is clearly a deceptive marketing tactic similar to the phony domain name or Yellow Pages bills that are sent in hopes your AP department will pay them. Often the incentive (and allure) is a plaque or award certificate for "recognizing that <your company name> has been selected for the 2008 Best of <your town> Award."
Spam email Vanity Scam excerpt: "In recognition of your achievement, a 2008 Best of xxxxx Award plaque has been designed for display at your place of business. You may arrange to have your award sent directly to xxxxx by following the simple steps on the 2008 Best of xxxx Award order form <https://www.uslba2008.net/xxxx> . Simply copy and paste this link into your browser to access the order form:
https://www.uslba2008.net/xxxx"
by Poppymeister December 20, 2008
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Vanity Site

Website ran by an individual or small group purely for its own amusement. The site may try to promote some cause or idea, though not necessarily.
Man my vanity site is the r0x0r!
by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005
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vancity

The way douchebags refer to Vancouver. Similar usage and origins as "Van." Almost always utilized by recent residents who have moved from out of province but sometimes by idiots from Kamloops or Kelowna, etc.
"Hey I heard their were riots in Vancity."

"Yeah, you started them asshole, now go back to Ontario on your fucking longboard you Chronic taco eating fat fuck.
by borninvancouver July 3, 2011
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