Once upon a mattress

A term used when someone wants to elude to a sexual encounter between two of more people
Matt: "hey Sam, I heard you met someone new on tinder!"

Sam: "Once upon a mattress . . . "

Matt: "Say no more man, I know how this is gonna end."
by Sexual Conotations October 03, 2017
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Leg-upon

Leg-upon is another slang term for an ottoman or foot stool
It was so nice to sit in my chair and rest my legs on the Leg-upon
by Leah__1981 July 07, 2021
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Fucked Up Upon Arrival

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FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.
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Fucked Up Upon Arrival

FUUA (Fucked Up Upon Arrival)
FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.
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Fucked Up Upon Arrival

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FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.
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Lay your lips upon my ass.

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.
"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."
by Yeag3300 March 19, 2024
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stuck upon

To do it with a person following recommendations or good ratings from persons with whom the person have done it previously.

A portmanteau - blend - of STUMBLE UPON , the Firefox browser extension and FUCK.
I stuck upon Kim yesterday.I would have never thought of doing it with her but all the guys at my gym rated her 8/10.Sure she is a four stars inn.
by bemarenina March 08, 2011
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