ninja update

When something is updated without notice, like your video game or your rubric for your paper, making you fail

Ex.1 Dude 1: DUDE! I cant join the server! Did steam ninja update the game?
Dude 2: Yeah, they do that alot

Ex.2
Dude 1: DUDE! My professor updated the rubric for the paper without telling us! I am totally gonna fail!
Dude 2: Sucks for you.

by Darku October 28, 2010

windows update

Another name for virus

OMFG my computer got infected by a Windows Update! OH NOES!

by Source November 13, 2003

windows update

the act of spying a fine specimen of the fairer sex undressing without having first closed the curtains.

"hey man, come here and look over the road... serious windows update!"

by Catachresis June 04, 2004

Update Whore

an up-date whore is some one who is non-stop Facebook or tweet updating from a computer or phone

some update whores are a long range from tennagers with gf's / bf's kids who just got a facebook and dosent know what an update whore is or an lonely person who dosent have a life and all there updates are farm-ville

update whore: Im getting in the show (1 min ago)
ten minutes later
Update whore: just got out of the shower ( 1 min ago)

update whore: Watching tv
update whore: just finished my show
ect...

by J_marie_m April 25, 2011

windows update

Something that a bunch of hyped up on Starbuck's coffee Bill Gates employees should have thought of in foresight

Bob: Hey Chris, let's run down to Starbuck's and then go by the office supply store on the way back. I wanna get one the new Star Trek pocket protectors while they have some left.

Chris: Yeah, that sounds cool dude. Let's just blow all this off. We can always make like a Windows Update type thing for this shit.

Bob: Haha..yeah. hahaha

Chris: Yeah, haha. Screw this. Hey, I got first dibs on the Warf pocket protector...

by Super Gerbil October 30, 2003

Update Day

The one day, usually every month or so, where you finally crack, and update Adobe, Itunes, Steam, and a bunch of other crap all day. Basically renders your computer useless if you are using anything but solitaire.

God dammit! iTunes wants me too update! And Steam too! I guess it is update day again.

by Captain Jack Mehoff April 13, 2013

SYSTEM UPDATE

A term used to trick players of RuneScape that the game is being updated, when it really isn't, causing spam and confusion.

<Person1> SYSTEM UPDATE
<Person2> really?????
<Person3> YES finally!!
<Person4> omg new skill pl0x
<Person5> i cant see any update

by SYSTEM UPDATE December 03, 2007