Typewritten bitch font

When someone involuntarily comes across as hostile in emails and written communication. The text/email version of "resting bitch face."

Oh, don't mind Ben's email. Hes not angry; he just has typewritten bitch font.

by CodyTheG August 23, 2018

Typewritering

The action, at night, of lifting up your head and sweeping your pillow over, with your arm, to an area of lower temperature, much like a typewriter.

-'I couldn't fall asleep last night.'

-'Why?'

-'My pillow was really warm.'

-'Oh, you should try Typewritering.'

*BING*

by CrossProduct October 1, 2010

typewiper

Internet blogger whose output is of such low quality that you might as well use it to wipe your arse.

Katie Hopkins is the queen of the typewipers; her column saves me a fortune on bog paper.

by mackyaj January 14, 2017

type writer

A poet or author who writes passionately about one subject and one alone. Simular to type cast, type writer is a play on words as well as an adjective, usually negative.

Robert Frost is such a type writer, he's always talking about fucking nature.

by AnnaSthesia High December 20, 2006

typewriters

longest word u can type without the bottom 2 rows of you keyboard

if u can find a word longer than this w/o using the top 2 rows of keys ill give you a buck

by David October 20, 2004

TypewriterTypewriter

It's the longest word you can write with just the top row of your keyboard, but longer.

Typewritertypewriter is a lot longer then Typewriter Pete.

by penguincass March 2, 2025

monkeys and typewriters

No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.

"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."

by onebakedsnake October 5, 2021