dick twiddler

one who twiddles dicks with their fingers... usually dudes. a step above "faggot" but below "cock mongrol"

putersnatch is such a dick twiddler, thats all he does--twiddle dicks with his thumbs.

by Rob Maids November 17, 2006

Twaddle

To total your friends car by driving it in to a tree or mail box

last night Jake was driving my car and twaddled it.

by CasaSlice August 25, 2011

Twiddle-Dicking

When one is sitting around, doing nothing; being idle. Similar to sitting around with your thumb up your ass.

Her and I were twiddle-dicking, waiting for the movie to start.

by redneckasshole September 16, 2010

twat twiddler

One who forgoes other sexual activity to concentrate exclusively on "fingering" vaginas.

Jean-Claude was a teenage twat-twiddler - then he met Lisa-Marie, & Mary-Lou.

by Benjamino December 22, 2003

Twiddletwat

Someone who absolutely must fuck about with everything they come into contact with, and during the process delude themselves into thinking they've actually improved the thing they've just fucked up.

"For fucks sake will you leave that bastard thing alone before you fuck it up completely you useless twiddletwat!"

by EviL AnGeL April 20, 2004

twiddlefinger

while fingering a girl with your finger fully inserted the act of moving your inserted fingertips rapidly in her vagina. guaranteed to make her cum every time

She came twice before i came once because of my effective use of the twiddlefinger

by so!id December 20, 2008

Twaddled

To rip someone's rectum during backdoor loving.

That date was brutal. I totally got my butt twaddled.

by numome November 17, 2011