twat

derogitary term for a pregnant fish
"hey, look at the twats swimming around the goldfish bowl"
by souljaboii June 22, 2009
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A purse that you can put things in.
Where women keep their personal items, and men keep their personal items.
"Hannah, don't forget your twat in the car. I don't want to have to walk back for your ID again."
"Hannah, will you hold this in your twat so I don't have to carry it? I'm tired of putting it in and out of mine."
by cubes mctauben March 20, 2008
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Honestly, I need to not hold back and just say it plainly, lucifer is nothing more than a pussy, a fucking twat, a weak bitch, throneless, a fucking footstool under Christ's feet.
by sum.fukn.dude April 19, 2022
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The second step in the tweeting metric equal to ten tweets.
I've been tweeting so much that I must have at least two twats this week.
by agentkooper May 17, 2010
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1.) Another word for a pregnant fish.
2.) slang for vagina
3.) Offensive term
1.) Oh dude! a twat just fell on your head!
2.) i want to put my penis in your twat so badddd
3.) what a twat...
by 43534245143265 November 22, 2006
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A combination of a twit and a brat.
by vampiressuck November 20, 2011
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a dirty, wretched girl who dares to be in a bar while girls that you know are having a good time drinking and what not.

also good for yelling out the back of your truck while driving down a bar-filled street with girls daring to be outside waiting for cabs.
"i love you like a twat loves cake" -barb-21st century jersey shore socialite
by mr.mort October 31, 2007
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