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Twardowski

Someone known to consume copious amounts of drugs, specifically marijuana. They are hilarious, kind, friendly and will always have some sort of drug in/ on them. Most people know at least one Twardowski.
Dude did you see that Twardowski tripping balls in the park?
Yea man, that guy's messed up there everyday.
by Burger Queen May 24, 2010
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Tarmac

A mixture of crushed rock and tar with was a pre curser to modern Asphalt.

Of course you only hear the word now days by nit wit news people who picked up the term after the 1972 TWA hi-jacking where British reporters on the scene referred to the airliner "sitting on the tarmac". In British terms they commonly use tarmac like we in the USA would use the word "Asphalt". As is so common with reporters they like to repeat words and phrases that have an International flavor whether they know the meaning or not.
You are driving down an old country road constructed with the old fashioned process of rock and tar called "tarmac"
by Reid Alan August 19, 2010
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Twarma

Twarma is karma generated from the twitter-verse. Twarma, (copyright, James Brown, 2013) is the fate unleashed when your idiot tweets trigger bad karma to come and bite you in the ass. Its use for kind acts resulting in positive tweets also results in good Twarma.
A New York City EMT's life was ruined by the bad twarma his hateful Nazi tweets generated.
by Rockdodge March 24, 2013
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Twampskie

Traditonally "Sir Twampskie"... refers to a dealer who won't sell you larger than a twamp sack. So if you want anything close to an eighth you have to buy three twamps, for $60.
He/She always has bud to sell no matter what quality and they will gladly drive to your house to sell it to you.

See chincie...
Person 1:Whats up twampskie are you ganna sell me an eighth this time??

Person 2.(Twampskie): Sorry all I have are twamps, I can give you three for 60.
Its good shit though.

Person 3. Nahhh...
by INS77 October 1, 2006
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Tarmander

a one of a kind pokemon, also refered to as tarmen
when tarmander evolves she becomes whoreturtle

also see tarmen
by Liximoo August 3, 2010
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Twartle

A short fat man. Dwarf + Turtle = Twartle.
Here comes the office twartle again, with his ridiculously filthy coffee mug and bad jokes.
by Krackin March 8, 2013
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twatmancer

A word used only during a moment of strong rage used to describe a complete and utter twat
"you hurt me you TWATMANCER"
by G 24/7 March 4, 2017
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