taint

The area between ur bits and pieces... Because t'aint your ball sack, and t'aint ur ass crack. Generally after a long day of work it begins to smell of cheese! :)

My taint started to bleed when I jumped on the seatless bike off the Empire state building!

by Jason Witt August 10, 2007

D-Twain

D-Twain is a legendary Gangsta Rapper. His real name is Suren de Saram. He is the drummer in the band 'Bombay Bicycle Club'. The internet exploded after D-Twain's single reached 10 000 000 000 sales and was Zane Lowe's record of the week.

WHERE IS MY FUCKING LATTE, MAN
~ D-Twain

by FuryLullaby October 27, 2011

taint snapper

A small powerful fart that tickles the skin between your testicals and anus and or vagina and anus.

Did you here that? That was a taint snapper!

by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007

Taint stank

The rancid body odor that emits from a man's taint (the area between the ball sack and the asshole) usually after sweating or exerting some sort of effort.

DUDE1: "Dude, after doing that workout I've got some EPIC taint stank."

DUDE2: "Yeah, dude, I know... I can smell it from here."

by GAActor June 7, 2010

taint paster

when one is to lick the taint (gooche) of another.

hey look at that man, hes a total taint paster, hes getting at that gooche taint.

by heil hitla June 3, 2010

Taintalizing

When a very sexy individual is out of your grasp.

"Yeah she's hot, but she has a serious boyfriend."

"I find her quite taintalizing"

by revalent revel in it November 21, 2011

Taint Tugger

A person who tugs on another person's taint. Taint tugging is generally considered an act of sexual harassment in most societies.

"That Taint Tugger! He tugged my taint. Now it's as sore as slut in a cactus field."

by Lance Wackerle November 29, 2011