twat maggot

A skank willing to do anything for dope . Typically diseased.

I wouldn't mess with that twat maggot , you'll catch a std .

by imjustsayin33 April 8, 2019

twatsiole

1. a term of endearment for your non-Italian daughter in law
2. a dumb bitch

That twatsiole Karen wannabe is holding up the line at Costco!

by MFGJokers June 24, 2020

twattoo

The result of prolonged or vigarous cunnilingus, a "V" mark/indentation on your face.

"What is that mark on your face?"

"I just finished cunnilingus on my girlfriend, thats a twattoo"

by olive man July 3, 2014

turnip twaddler

Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.

"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"

by bikergeek November 5, 2012

Twattery

Any behaviour which causes inconvenience to others.

Passengers arrived at the airport late and missed their flights due to train twattery.

by Stonecutters March 5, 2016

twat

1) A derogatory term for a person whose behaviour is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.
2) A vagina.

He is such a twat

by ds3882 August 28, 2017

Patchy twat

'Patchy' is any multi coloured horse and 'twat' meaning idiot, stupid or downright naughty pony, can also be written as one word 'patchytwat'

Tried riding today but my horse is being a right patchy twat

by Nupty dumpty December 13, 2020