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trailer whore

Promiscuous female (most commonly white) with a vaginal opening of about 3 inches in diameter, a bruised face due to catfights with other women and beatings by men, and a pair of uneven boobs as the result of a 50-dollar boob job. If two out of these three physical characteristics apply to a woman, she is most likely a tariler whore.

These women also tend to be addicted to at least three different drugs. Most people would think that they afford these drugs by being hookers or drug dealers, but the stunning fact is that the majority of them work in kindergardens.
Preston: "Jesus I'm horny!"

Jake: "...okay?"

Preston: "Ah, problem solved.. I can just bang Linda that trailer whore after I pick up Dylan from kindergarden. And I can give her a real good beating afterwards! Nobody will notice anyway."
by blodkjeft March 2, 2011
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New Trier

Where the grades are high and the kids are higher.
Dude: I saw u got an A+ on that level 4 math test.

Bro: I am so freakin baked!!!!

Dude: Typical New Trier.
by Baked_on_a_plane January 20, 2011
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slut trailer

A teaser trailer for a film that reveals so much that actually going to see the movie becomes inconsequential because you already know everything about the movie.
The T.V. ad for "James Cameron's Avatar" is a total slut trailer.
by BiffBamPow November 11, 2009
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DeSantis Trailer

a tractor trailer whose trailer is refrigerated to help preserve the dead until they can be burried.
no vaxxers and no-maskers are the reason Florida needs DeSantis Trailers.
by Turth2Power September 8, 2021
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trilemma

A situation when you are stuck between 3 shitty outcomes, similar to a dilemma
"He was in a trilemma when he cheated on his girlfriend while drunk. He could deny it, admit it, or break up"
by OffTheHeezy June 28, 2008
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Trailer Snob

Someone who believes they are above their current social as well as their current economic conditions. They may or may not reside in a mobile home and are just as likely to be found sleeping on their friends couch. They choose to spend their hard earned money on things like cars, race cars, vacations, clothes, and salon visits instead of improving their own standard of living. They like to "put on a show" when it comes to celebrations such as bridal showers, weddings, baby showers, baptisms, birthday parties, and family reunions even when it may be their second or third such event. They take out loans and mismanage their money to finance such endeavors. They are the first to hand out advice regarding any money or relationship matter whether it is solicited or not and often are not in such a position that their advice would be welcome. They tend to have their "head in the sand" when it comes to their own relationship and money matters. They rarely can see their own circumstances clearly but are quick to offer their "two cents" on the circumstances of others. They seldom are happy for milestones reached by friends or family and instead try to outshine or rain on the parade of others. They seldom take any responsibility for their role in any conflict and instead try to defend their actions by placing blame on others. They like to be seen as the victim in every potentially negative situation and are quick to rally for support. They are constantly looking for approval from others and to be seen as "OK". They tend to be gossipers and have no boundaries as to who they are gossiping about. They often fish to see what they can gossip about next by saying they "can't believe" or "it might not be my place to say, but..." They tend to have alot of aquaintences but few true friends. Many times they are merely put up with due to the friendships and relationships of their spouse(s) and family members.
Kay always looks so put together, too bad she's really only a "Trailer Snob".
by BuffaloBaby May 30, 2009
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Trailer Face

The facial structure that a certain lower socioeconomic group of people tend to genetically pass throughout their pack.

Traits include: Prominent pointed chin or vanishing chin, high cheek bones, thin lips and wide-set eyes
Reference: Gretchen Wilson and most Mountain folk

Example of Proper Usage: That's really unfortunate. She's sweet but has such trailer face, bless her heart.
by Sort_of_a_big_deal March 18, 2011
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