Tractorbation

The act of sexually satisfying ones self while riding or sitting on a tractor.

Tractorbation is a great alternative to beastiality for lonely farmers and a favorite past-time of Texan exhibitionists.

by CoZmo Jones March 17, 2011

Tractor Disease

1.Gonorrhea.

You know that whore Tracy? Well I slept with her and now I have tractor disease.

by STPenney April 6, 2011

tractor daddy

A person who loves country music

He is such a tractor daddy

by All the heathers December 2, 2017

chelsea tractor

a big suv type car driven around chelsea by snooty rich bitches.Think range rovers going around a london street.

look at her in her chelsea tractor.

by col January 22, 2005

tractorsexual

1. one who is sexually attracted to tractors

2. when you want some tractor lovin'.....

The Quaker moved to Vermont in hopes they would legalize human-machinery marriage because he was a tractorsexual.

by RLyndon February 3, 2010

furry tractor

anchorman quote from brick tamland

Hey, Ron! i'm riding a furry tractor

by Paul McBrodie December 14, 2008

chelsea tractor

noun, a large 4 wheel drive vehicle, driven in cities for ordinary, day to day purposes. eg, Land Rover, BMX X5, etc..

environmentalist: those wankers in their chelsea tractors are destroying the environment.

politician: fuck off.

by master ace October 23, 2005