Treyven Ray Bauer

Something you call someone when they’re a big fucking pussy.

Kaelun you’re acting like Treyven Ray Bauer. Grow up you fucking pussy.

by mWilliam Jones September 4, 2022

treesexual

a person who fucks with trees

Why are you screwing with the trees? You're treesexual!

by Raolro October 9, 2022

the treemeister

King of trees.. He counts on them.

Oh look it's the treemeister

by I an the treemeister January 6, 2014

Emily Treeless

The dumbest fuck you will ever see on this planet

Emily Treeless is a dumb fuck

by Barney_The_Rat October 17, 2020

Trever

Trever (male) is the most fun-loving man in the world. Although he peaks at about 5 ft 3 inches, his attitude can be enough to supernova our sun. Trever always has something to say that is usually taken as complaining, but you can't blame him, as he doesn't get cell service as he is too low to the ground. Trever's strides are known to be very small, as he very well lets everyone know, especially on a hike. Don't be too judgmental though ladies, Trever has a MASSIVE sack. As he walks, sometimes it is known to touch the ground. Beware friends, if you try to mess with Trever, you will probably unintentionally hit him in the sack. You won't see Trever drinking a beer, because he will end up on the floor puking. However, he loves rum and coke.

*On hike*

Trever - Guys, slow down. My legs are too short, my strides are too small, my sack is dragging on the ground...

Friends - Wowww Trever you're suchhh a bitch. But we love you.

by indiancompanion October 12, 2011

Trever

Verb. The act of making passionate love. Most widely recognized as the most beautiful thing two people can do with each other.

Person A: OMG! I think Billy and I are going to Trever tonight!!!
Person B: Uh, didn't you guys already Trever last Friday?
Person A: Oh, yea I guess we did. But we're Trevering AGAIN!
Person B: OMG you're SO lucky!

by PaperPlanes October 7, 2008

treemer

One who is skilled at climbing trees while inebriated.

Well guys, you obviously aren't treemers because a true treemer would have climbed a tree to get onto the roof, not the gutters !

by johny cool breeze July 14, 2009