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Person one:"Im a left-leaning individual, but i do like the idea of a Chinese Jew"

Person two: "Go on Cum Town dude."
Cum Town by American Tai Bo May 24, 2018

k-town groupies 

Girls who always hang out at bars/clubs in Koreatown (k-town) because they're obsessed with Korean dudes (mainly non-Korean Asians in love with k-pop). They hang out at the same asian bars/clubs and hook up with Korean bartenders or promoters and their friends. K-town groupies can easily be spotted as they always get free shots from the Korean bartenders.
Friend A: Check out those hot asian girls over at the bar.

Friend B: The Chinese girls? They're k-town groupies. They're here every weekend to drink and hook up with the Korean bartenders. It's all that k-pop craze.

Friend A: How do you know that?

Friend B: My friend told me. He's a bartender here. He knows the deal. Give those K-town groupies free shots and he'll get lucky.
k-town groupies by jkim16 May 24, 2017

Townes Boat Ride 

The act of sneaking on to someones boat late at night and deficating on the deck or preferably in a stateroom.
I just took a townes boat ride on that canoe over there.

tony bamanaboni

Tony bamanaboni is a forced meme from the depths of hell created by his cringesty pyrocynical himself. The character of Tony bamanaboni is damned for eternity to tell people his name every five seconds and sell life insurances.
Niall: Hi what's up
Tony bamanaboni: Hi my name's Tony bamanaboni would you like some life insurance? I'm Tony bamanaboni.
tony bamanaboni by Raylionn May 27, 2016

town tart 

Town Tart is usally a kinder way to say slut, tramp, etc.
My wife was the town tart before we were maried
town tart by SHOWmeTHEDankestMEMES January 12, 2016

Town bicycle 

slang for a hoe, implying that she/he gets rode a lot.
Guy 1: Hey looks, here comes Sarah: the town bicycle

Guy 2: Why is she called "the town bicycle".

Guy 1: Because everyone gets a ride.
Town bicycle by Thotcrusader May 25, 2018