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Tosser

A guy who answers to Chris and Topher. Massive knob, saggy balls. Sleeps around, loves porn, lives for porn, likes a finger up the arse. Uses females, probably males too! He takes more than he gives. Sometimes generous, loves his family. Would think nothing of it to have a threesome knowing his girl would find out. Arranges to meet up and lets you down, doesn't bother to phone. Overall... Wharra guy!!
Hey Tosser!! Fancy a pint?
Yeah...text me!
Tosser where are you?

2 days later..... I meant to text.

WHARRA FUCKEN TOSSER!
by Icantakeit. December 13, 2012
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Tosser

Some wanker who can afford to buy your girlfriend an elephant
Prince "Tosser" William is a real tosser
by Neon Angel May 5, 2006
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Tosser

Someone who puts a recyclable beverage container in the trash.
Don't be a tosser, Adam, recycle that can.
by Dont Be A Tosser March 4, 2009
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Tosser

The so-called 'musicians' one encounters at weddings, corporate functions, bar mitzvahs, and in sleazy Las Vegas lounges.
"Don't give up your day jobs, tossers."
by Spasticus October 7, 2003
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tossers

A group of 'friends' that are planning to book a holiday to somewhere (e.g. magaluf) when they could clearly go to the same place where you are going on holiday (e.g. malia) but don't because they are complete jebends!!
"why can't you just go to malia you complete tossers!!!"
by Jack the lad... April 3, 2007
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Tosser

Verb

1. means to "toss the salad"; has tossed the salad; tosses the salad (eat asshole.)

2. Used as a diss
that moron is such a tosser.
by xenu! May 22, 2008
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Tosser

A feckin eejit, who is likely to support Man Utd. Also has no regard for either facts or other people's opinions if they do not concur with their own opinions (which are normally based upon their own limited mental capacity and experience of reality).
That Mick Maddock, he's the biggest tosser I've ever met.
by Dean Eager October 7, 2003
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