Tomterday

A hybrid of yesterday and tomorrow. The two cancel each other out, so in the end you just have an unnecessarily elongated form of today.

Employee: "How are you tomterday?"
Customer: "I was doing just great until you fucked everything up by using tomterday. By the way I need a pack of condoms."

by aman13 June 14, 2010

Toote

something that is extremely cute and irresistible.

u r sooo #toote

by hancom March 1, 2018

Tomtedino

If you have to search up what Tomtedino means, He knows you are not worthy

"Tomtedino sees that you are not worthy"

by anonymous June 14, 2021

Hans-Tore

A smart person. He is smart. He is very intelligent. His IQ is very high. He is a kind boy under the age of sixteen. He likes to watch movies about everything. He is very good in school because he is so smart. He is a good boy. He likes animals and kids

Hans-Tore is a smart boy

by Inside ur mom April 18, 2023

Torben

The one guy, who does the wierd shit.

Person 1: Bruh, why is the principal here?
Person 2: Idk m8. I guess Torben took a shit in the bus.

by 7r13dr1ch October 2, 2020

Toreniphobia

Fear of having a male orgasm/blowing your load.

She had her hands down my pants but i have toreniphobia so i pushed her away.

by Whopperwagon August 13, 2012

Tore Back

A colloquialism from late 90's clubs which meant the facade or look had been messed up from being out all night. Visualize trying to return a package that had been opened and messily taped back together.

"She's been partying in that outfit for the last three days, she's totally tore back"

by elecerati August 26, 2007