Tarmaccing

The act of involuntarily defecating in one's sleep, and rolling over the fresh produce until it is thinly and evenly spread over the mattress. Normally happens after a Guinness/curry combo.

Adam won't have more than three pints of Guinness on a curry night for fear of tarmaccing.

by Azazel666 May 15, 2010

Tarmac

The teeside way of saying 'thank you'. Derived from the saying of 'tar'.

Ava : I've bought you a drink from the shop
You : tarmac hunny

by Instyle coral May 28, 2018

Tarmacking

to run someone over with your car

"John got sent down for tarmacking a copper"

by Emma-Leigh September 6, 2006

tomacious

having a hot jew fro

Look at that kid with the jew fro! He's tomacious!

by lexiliciousmama November 25, 2009

walk on tarmac

to rim a black person.

shane wanted to "walk on tarmac" last night.

by anonymouse11156543 October 30, 2008

Tornaco

The best taco ever, a taco that provides such a blast and swirl of flavor that it is like a tornado of tastes in your mouth.

That tornaco was absolutely amazing.

by DMEJ March 8, 2010

tomacunt

Big Bad Mr.D defines "tomacunt" as an asinine individual who is both unintelligent and all around unagreeable. Also known as a "tomahawk piece of shit"

Ew, have you seen that new "iconscience app"??? The moderator is such a tomacunt!

by text conscience August 11, 2016