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TomTomLonghammer

A term that denotes an ackkward fellow with pigeon toes, slightly cross eyed, and large in stature. TomTomLonghammer is an ancient Native American name that means pussy destroyer. Typically a TomTomLonghammer is over 6ft 3inches tall and equally as awkward. He is know for his ability to cause intense sexual arousal to those around him. The term longhammer pays tribute to the ungodly size of his penis. A TomTomLonghammer is always well endowed; 13 inches is not uncommon, with a typical girth approximating a large cucumber. When a TomTomLonghammer walks his balance is drastically impacted by his pigeon toes. His large longhammer, in essence, serves as a counter weight The swings back-and-forth between his legs, offsetting his uneven gait. Thus, Genetic researchers believe that the size of his penis is a genetic adaptation that allows him to walk upright. When a TomTomLonghammer is angry, typically he goes cross eyed, Pull his pants down around his ankles, and begins to masturbate while screaming “bangladore” at the top of his lungs.
Damn, look at that dude over there. He’s hung like a horse, he must be a TomTomLonghammer.
by MalibuRecon May 15, 2018
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TomyTomate

Une TomyTomate est une personne qui joue au fps et qui ne jure que par le spamming intensif de son pistolet mitrailleur. Il demande souvent a ses amis de jouer avec lui et il est un grand adepte de gifs
Oh je me suis fait tuer par une TomyTomate... Il sait que spammer ou quoi!?
by BabyFoxoti May 19, 2020
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tomotomo

Tomotomo means tomorrow
Stephanie-"Are we taking Steve 1 and 2 up Mt. Clothes hill tomotomo?"
Steve-"yeah, it will be good to teach them the history of the mountain in ww1."
Stephan-"one gorilla, the bombings and the heroic actions of the clothes need to be learnt."
Steve-"the kids will enjoy that tomotomo
by Greg 4 life May 31, 2023
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Tamtom

A british king from 2020-present
The king tamtom, rules over all as they watch in awe
by randomiser888 September 28, 2023
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Excrement from the Lanipoofians who have killed themselves after getting into lion's enclosure and getting poofy manes.
Well, I'll be goo goblin lani mcgoggles (poopy tom tom), this is Lanipoof and I now have poofy hair as poofy excrement.
by Wongisdsadas November 20, 2019
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Tomtime

A word describing when it's time to eat a tomato.

This happens when you love tomatoes that much you start eating them as if they were apples.
It's tomtime..
by ChrisEeJay July 28, 2011
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Tom Tom Club

A clique of losers and other assorted outcasts, like that emo kid Dan that sits two desks up from you in math and you always wanted to say hey Dan I forgot to shave this morning, can I borrow a razor but you don't have the balls. Or that Goth kid. You know the one. Nerds or any other form of dork are not considered Tom Tom Club members.
I use to hang out by the ampitheatre but this Tom Tom Club started hanging out there, so now I hang out by the quad.
by Titanium Alloy January 18, 2008
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