downward tomato

A person who is depressed because they don't know where they belong. Downward being depressed, tomato being neither a fruit or a vegetable and thus make it out of place

Mike is a downward tomato because he doesn't know wether he belongs to the nerd group or the art group

by awaffleduck July 3, 2014

Tomas Kalnoky

Backbone of such influential ska bands as: Catch22 and Streetlight Manifesto. Composed and wrote all songs on both albums, comprising each with emotional and intelligent lyrics while reinventing a style of music while molding in other genres. A god among musicians and fans.

I wasn't gay until I saw Tomas Kalnoky play but I believe now - I want him to have my babies.

by Tim J November 4, 2004

Tommaso

A funny good-hearted ladie's man who will break your neck in a second if you talk bad about his family. Although deceptively calm, all it takes is one misinterpeerated joke to set him off.

I was having a good time last night and I heard a "your momma" joke and went Tommaso on them

by sum other chick July 11, 2009

Tomás

A beautiful, smart, hot, sexy, strong human being. If your name is Tomás you are a fucking god.

Tomás is a fucking god.

by A fucking diva June 14, 2021

the tomato route

When confronted with many options, the decision maker takes the path that is the most morally dubious.

Mike had to choose between his conscience and satisfying the most immediate of his desires. Should he have slept with Brenda Doherty or saved his son Tommy who was in the middle of an allergic reaction from eating peanuts. Through deep soul searching Mike ended up taking The Tomato Route. He'll be giving a heartfelt eulogy for Tommy this Saturday at Our Lady of the Holy Rosary under the auspices of father Frank Doherty.

by Vik Singh September 23, 2019

tomato rider

Someone who wears red excessively.

Danny Phillips is a pure definition of a tomato rider

by Thisisthetruthsobelieveit July 25, 2014

Tomato Chest

Using your muscular chest to move a defender out of the way in basketball. Phrase coined by Kendrick Perkins.

"Anytime he Marcus Smart had Steph on him, he made it an emphasis to get to the basket, tomato chest him, and get straight to the front of the rim and score the bucket."

by Beakersworld January 7, 2023