Toftaa

the best friend you’ll ever have. she’s kind of stupid but she’s also a genius. she lacks any kind of common sense but passes her classes with flying colors. she’ll ask the stupidest questions but give the best advice. although one of the loudest people you’ll even come across, she is definitely one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet.

“who was that hilarious girl that you’re friends with??”
“oh, that was Toftaa!”

by madillac June 20, 2023

TOFTS

abbreviation of "Too old for this shit"

a friend asks you how you are

"oh same old mate, but i think i caught a bad case of TOFTS lately"

by OldManChild July 6, 2023

toftef

A man who lives in a french Island

-Have you seen toftef?
-No, he's out watching Murder Drones.

by realmoment69420 October 15, 2023

tofty

to be difficult or tricky when someone is organising a social event or visit

"Oh don't be so tofty about it, just tell me whether or not you're coming to my birthday party."

"Jamie was being so tofty the other day, he kept saying he might come along to the dinner but I needed him to confirm so I could make the reservation!"

by paris_girl22 December 30, 2023

Toftnæs

Toftnæs or Toftnaes is a horny creature som small incest village who hunt the sune and often fights with the monkey tribe leader yaman

youre louder then a toftnæs

by Daddy.Frafe December 4, 2023

Tofts

Acronym. Too Old For That Shit. Appropriate to use without the preceding pronoun. Generally accompanied by a sigh or a newly creaking joint.

I had a work event tonight where I had to shout to be heard. Tofts.

by kultaporo March 12, 2024

TYFTBOMNS

THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY NUT SACK.

Zach,

Thank you for confirming my suspicions that we went to low on price. Next time I’ll bump it up

TYFTBOMNS

- Charles

by cbj May 31, 2024