tiktok

tiktok is an app that makes you question your life, gender, and intelligence. WARNING! you will waste A LOT of time on this app and encounter fairies.

tiktok is stupid but addicting

by baldpandas June 3, 2020

Dragon with a Girl Tattoo

A Halloween costume that flips the script on the famous book

And what are you for Halloween?
Louise: I'm a dragon with a girl tattoo.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

TikTok Pi

The geeky talk du jour why mainland Chinese ByteDance’s beloved app is so addictive to millions of netizens worldwide is that its wicked algorithm unprovenly makes use of the digits of the irrational and transcendental number π.

Some team members behind the TikTok pi hypothesis were previously underpaid hackers from North Korea, Russia, and Iran—they’re poached by CCP headhunters, whose mission is to recruit raw or rogue foreign talents, who’d help make China great again.

by Fasters March 30, 2023

TikTok syndrome

Syndrome, that makes a person randomly dance various popular Tik Tok dances. Most commonly happens when the person is exposed to popular music on Tik Tok but can also happen randomly. Usually widely spread syndrome amongst Tik Tok users. The cure has not been found yet.

Can you see this person randomly move their hands, he/she must have the TikTok syndrome.

by CantMan June 13, 2020

roundhouse tit to the face

when an exotic dancer winds up and aggressively smacks a customer across his/her face with a massive tit. this maneuver can be delivered as a single blow or as a series of strikes. A roundhouse tit to the face is not to be confused with a motorboat, which is less aggressive.

Hey man did you see that guy over there? He just got punished with a double D roundhouse tit to the face!

by RET123 January 19, 2009

Tattoo Remorse

Looking back on a tattoo you got when you were younger, or thought would be cool at the time, you realize the tattoo is stupid and wish you had never gotten it in the first place.

Joe: My tattoo remorse is catching up on me after looking in the mirror and realizing getting my ex-wife's name "Jessica" tattooed on my arm was just dumb.

John: Yeah, that looks just plain stupid now.

by JoeyJr. September 20, 2009

Tiktok enjoyer

A muscular person who has a very huge penis.

- I have big muscles, a huge penis and I'm using tiktok so I am an average tiktok enjoyer!

by neeperi November 17, 2022