subterranean reproductive organisms found often dried in the folds of tissue nestled in dark corners under or near adolescent and post-adolescent male's place of slumber. Its distinctive characteristics include its crusty texture accompanied by its sea-like aroma.
by Riceball8 January 22, 2007
Get the tissue sea-life mug.When a man ejaculates into a tissue and accidentally leaves the tissue to lay around. When it is found later, it is usually very stiff and not bendable.
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Tissue excreted from the anus. The tissue is almost always wast food product. Used as a synonym for poop and crap by more refined intelligent individuals such as George W. Bush and Napoleon. Can be expelled as partof a classy sex act known as the Hot Carl
Napoleon: Greetings I apologize for my tardiness, it twas unavoidable due to my expulsion of large amounts of fecal tissue.
by Napoleon I Emporer of the French August 13, 2006
Get the FECAL TISSUE mug.A derogatory term used to describe someone as the material used to wipe up or wash the cum off of one's penis.
by Victor Mikiello May 14, 2010
Get the Cum Tissue mug.Noun/Adjective. Describing a woman with large tits and no brain. (note: not necessarily blond). Combination of the word ditsy and tits.
Noun: Oh great...Titsy is coming over. Remember, keep the conversation on the Third Grade level.
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Adjective: That chick is so Titsy, but she has a HUGE rack.
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Adjective: That chick is so Titsy, but she has a HUGE rack.
by mrbad December 16, 2005
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Get the tissuphagophobia mug.Tipsyness comes from the word tipsy, as in being affected by alcohol to a certain level up to being a victim of tipsyness. Though it can both be positive and negative to be the victim of tipsyness.
The word itself was first used and invented by the ever tipsy Danish and Swedish people(the real vikings), where alcohol is the cure to everything.
It is even said that alcohol can cure tipsyness... if you get enough.
The word itself was first used and invented by the ever tipsy Danish and Swedish people(the real vikings), where alcohol is the cure to everything.
It is even said that alcohol can cure tipsyness... if you get enough.
-Damn that's some serious tipsyness going on here.
-Wauw tipsyness is ftw! Give me more!
-Look at that hot swedish chick, looks like she's got some serious tipsyness there!
-Argh! I need tipsyness!
-Where's tipsyness? oh there's tipsyness.. Wiiiiiiii
-Wauw tipsyness is ftw! Give me more!
-Look at that hot swedish chick, looks like she's got some serious tipsyness there!
-Argh! I need tipsyness!
-Where's tipsyness? oh there's tipsyness.. Wiiiiiiii
by WTD242 November 4, 2009
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