tissue box orgasm

to ejaculate so much that you need a whole box of tissues to clean up

Guy 1: ACHOOOO!!!!! u got any tissues?
Guy 2: naw man, earlier i had a tissue box orgasm

by neverbeencaught1007 April 26, 2010

Tismic

Being one with the autism

Sean: “that guy is being so tismic”
Erin: “I know right!”

by Tyson Attain March 2, 2019

Used Tissue

A promiscuous female who has engaged in intercourse then recently engaged in intercourse again with another man.

Guy one: hey dude i hooked up with Jodie!

Guy two: ohhh, dude, i heard jack just fucked her.

Guy one: ohh thats why she felt like a 'used tissue'

by Private school Dave October 14, 2008

Tissue Angel

The remains after a man has masterbated and ejaculated into a tissue or paper towel.

Dude, you knew I was coming over . You could have cleaned up all the tissue angels .

by Mr. F18 December 2, 2015

tissue wars

Refers to the time of the covid-19 corona virus pandemic when people started fighting over tissue paper.

During the tissue wars, people would use tissue paper as if it were currency.

by QueenCityCebu.com March 17, 2020

throws tissues

Verb.
The act of trying to comfort one from tears by physically assaulting them with throwing tissues at their faces. The best way to comfort your friend / boyfriend / girlfriend / stranger you just met 3 seconds ago.

Dude: I am sad right now and Im crying..
You: *throws tissues *
*winks *

by rainbow meth January 27, 2015

wet tism

An autistic person that is wet

Well Alice you’re a wet tism

by The_throngler October 21, 2023