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Tomato Soup Dance

A dance invented by two teenage boys while watching a girl with Cerebral Palsy carry tomato soup out of a microwave.
How to "Tomato Soup Dance": keep one leg bent to the side while keeping both arms bent like a t-rex. Attempt while walking around. And this is the Tomato Soup Dance!
by ExperiencedTomatoSouper October 20, 2010
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blue tomato

1. A satire of any word that one may find on this website, urbandictionary.com;

2. Nothing at all: a meaningless word
Dude 1: Bro! I wanna blue tomato tonight!
Dude 2: What the hell does that mean?
Dude 1: uhhhhh.............
by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 25, 2016
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Fatal tomatoes

Catch-all term for any life threatening edible projectile be it a pineapple or a tomatoe (sic) - tip of the hat to Dan Quayle.

Used by candidates that are in reality hopeless snowflakes in an attempt to shield their lack of actual masculinity.
"We were worried about all sorts of fruitjectiles like pineapples and fatal tomatoes" said Donnie. "We were on Fruit-con level 5 after our intelligence reported several suspect bushels of produce near the exits. We had to -- and no -- it's dangerous -- but we had the security their and Keith does not tolerate that sort of stuff. He's great - so good - busting up tennis matches like no one has ever seen before"
by Kat'O9 April 30, 2022
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Angry Tomato

When you fully cut a hole through a tomato the circumferance of your penis, Heat it up for 1.5 minutes. And Fuck it !
by Choo Choo Chugga August 28, 2010
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Squashed tomato

When a person has had hardcore sexual intercouse with a ranga, and the ranga is left out of it, and can't move for a while.
I had a squashed tomato last night, she couldn't move for hours.
by Sexbombbomb November 22, 2011
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Bob the Tomato

That one person who just blushes to the point they just look like Bob the Tomato but still look beautiful as fuck because she is the girl of your dreams...
"Wow, you are really looking like Bob the Tomato but I love you."
by gunnarbarris January 15, 2019
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creole tomato

An elite gay sex position often preformed by the homeless people of the New Orleans area. With lube being scarcely available to the destitute, the readily available tomatoes of the surrounding suburbs provide a practical alternative that provides pleasure - and a meal - for two.
"Man, did you see those homeless dudes over there?"
"Yeah they were totally doing a creole tomato!"
by Notmyrealnameyo September 21, 2013
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