Tilted Bowl Cut

it is a hairstyle that is, in essence, a tilted bowl cut. this hairstyle has been made famous in the San Diego skate scene. Usually a derogatory term. Can be abbreviated to TBC.

"Dude, Brett's hair is so retarded"
"Yeah, he is such a tilted bowl cut"

by BatmanJesus March 12, 2010

Teledump

Traveling to a different floor than you work on in an office building to take a dump.

Also accepted: Teledumper, Teledumping

That teledumper just plowed out a log in our bathroom and then took off up the stairs.

Courtney caught a teledumper getting on the elevator.

by floor_hopping June 29, 2010

Timed Release

Intentionally holding back the release of one's flatulence or a defecation or combination of both for just the right time, opportunity or place to purge ass gas and/or squeeze off a nice dump .

Example 1: Carl was giving his presentation on July's sales figures when he realized that the off tasting fish tacos he had for lunch was building up a gas bubble. He managed a timed release and hustled out of the conference room with a case of the walking farts right after he finished presenting.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015

tiedog

When a girl goes down on the male's bumhole

'Fam, you know Rebecca's a tiedog init, licked my bumhole clean.' said Steven to his mother.

by suckyourmudda123 October 17, 2019

tildfields

A slang term referring to a womans breasts. Usually used by autismos

Ms. Alma: ¿¿¿Class class???
Class: Yes Yes?
Jayden: Ms. Alma I'm gonna squeeze your Tildfields
Ms. Alma: (･ ε ･｀ )

by GTStryder February 13, 2020

Bust a Tile

To chip, knock or bust a tooth from your mouth. Can be done by your own doing or from someone hacking your jaw good.

Braaaaaa ya better shut ya hole right now cuz I'm fidden to bust a tile yo.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

tired as hell

being so tired that all of satan's slaves could not compare to tiredness.

God: Dude, I'm tired as Hell after all this work.

by facelton November 26, 2013